On this page I'll include a list of our leaders with phone numbers in case you need immediate assistance. Also listed is the expertise of each leader.
James BondOnegoldengun@sureshot.com Carelessness with weapons
Homer SimpsonDoh@thathurt.com Common idiocy
Santa Claus Crispyicecream@wowthat'shot.com Vehicle related issues
Tom CruiseCruisinforabruisin@scientologylol.com Group senselessness
Ridding the world of senselessness since 1888-Steven Machnik
